We've made many atheist shirts over the years, some of which never even make it to the store. This list is a collection of the ones voted our best and most funny atheist shirts by our viewers.
Inspired by The Godfather Series. I had to spend some time on this one to ensure that I wasn't violating any copyright laws. As one of my earliest designs, it never really sold well, but got great responses on our social pages.
This design was a request from a follower on Instagram. I was obliged to make it immediately upon hearing the idea. To this day it's one of my favorite designs, if it's a little hard to understand, that's the point and what helps make this one of our more Subtle Atheist Designs. To learn more about imaginary numbers check out this video by Khan Academy: Into to the imaginary numbers.
This was inspired by a version I found online. It has a fantastic illustration of a stick figure eating a baby, and plays on the, "Atheists eat babies" narrative. I wanted it to look more like an official sign. I really don't feel like this design is finished yet. I think I did a decent job on the style, but it's layout kind of bored me and makes me feel like I could have done more. There will definitely be revisions in the future.
I saw this one online and it was really hard to read and had no visuals. The link to the company's site didn't work either. So I went ahead and made an equally hard to read version. I later went back and made a revision and that's what you see below. I think it's still missing something or maybe the colors are a bit off. I plan to update it in the future, but for now, people really seem to like it. Maybe some praying hands behind it and brighter red font.
Requested by a Facebook follower. This is a classic one that I felt the need to put my mark on. I acquired the image assets on Pixabay.com. This platform is incredible and I sometimes release my designs for free here for people to use for their own projects. They don't often stay up for long as the atheist designs get turned down or reported until they're removed. I suggest we add more atheists to the platform to help combat this issue. Follow me on Pixabay.
This was another one I really liked. The ones I did find were very plain, so I produced a super plain one as well. After a few years I decided to get back on it and made a more stylized version. I touched it up with some bold styling and made sure to top it off with the Atheist Wings Symbol.
This one has some pretty obvious inspiration. I created it for some of my gamer friends and it went over really well. Since I've created it, there have been a fair share of shitty knock-offs. I appreciate the validation that someone thought it was good enough to make their own version. I plan on making another version with, "F for Fiction."
A close friend of mine recommended this shirt. I forget the adage it's based on but the original design actually had a shark and the boat was sinking. I may release it at some point in time, but people seem to like this one best so far. I appreciate the depth of the idea, a man going down with a sinking boat while the other swims for safety.
This was an old favorite of mine, I just didn't like the fact that the ones on the market didn't include more religious symbols. It felt like it was open for interpretation and I wanted to make sure people understood, so I drove the message a bit harder by adding additional religions to the trash. No imaginary friends are safe from logic and reason.
Hands down one of my favorite designs. I ended up needing to modify an existing vector of Jesus to get it to work correctly. This is what happens when you get stoned and make memes on shirts.There wasn't any specific motivation to make it, it just happened. It was one of my earliest designs and continues to be a crowd favorite as well.
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- LT Staff